diff --git a/modules/signals.py b/modules/signals.py
index ef18b053..c78d9764 100644
--- a/modules/signals.py
+++ b/modules/signals.py
@@ -35,7 +35,9 @@ QUOTES = {
     "We're all completely fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. [...] It has been the biggest cock-up ever and we're all completely fucked" : "Richard Mottram",
     "The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe it's hardly doable." : "Donald Trump",
     "The Internet. The hate machine, the love machine, the machine powered by many machines. We are all part of it, helping it grow, and helping it grow on us." : "",
-    "Every great historical event began as a utopia and ended as a reality." : "Richard Nikolaus Eijiro"
+    "Every great historical event began as a utopia and ended as a reality." : "Richard Nikolaus Eijiro",
+    "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" : "",
+    "My hovercraft is full of eels." : ""
 }
 
 class Module(object):