[details="Start your adventure!"]
Pick a path:
[details="The left path"]
Walking down this path, you come across a house. Do you:
[details="Enter the house"]
Well. Who knew there was a witch in there?

Game Over!
Ending 1/16
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[details="Walk into the woods"]
You decide not to trust the house made of candy, and walk into the woods...
[details="Continue"]
It's getting late... Do you:
[details="Push on"]
You eventually reach the house again, even though you were walking in a straight line. The witch throws a potion at you...

Game Over!
Ending 2/16
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[details="Go to sleep"]
Good night...

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Ending 3/16
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[details="The right path"]
You choose the right path.
Do you:
[details="Walk on the left side of the path"]
You walk into the void.

Game Over!
Ending 4/16
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[details="Walk on the right side of the path"]
You see a Void on the left side of the path, good thing you didn't go that way!
[details="Continue"]
You reach a large castle. Do you:
[details="Ask nicely to be let in"]
The soldiers laugh at you. Then they flip a switch which flings you into the moat of lava!

Game Over!
Ending 5/16
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[details="Demand to see their leader"]
The Aliens are surprised, but they let you in their castle.
[details="Continue"]
You have reached the Aliens' leader. Do you:
[details="Leave"]
You can't leave this place!

Game Over!
Ending 6/16
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[details="Talk to their leader"]
The cow moos at you. Apparently the Alien's think that means to put you in the moat, which they promptly do.

Game Over!
Ending 7/16
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[details="Third Option go brr"]
You break the fourth wall, dragging the narrator into the game with you.
[details="Excuse me?"]
Why would you pull me in here?
[details="I'm sick of this"]
Well. Have an ending then.

Ending 8/16
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[details="I wanted to see what would happen"]
Hmm. I suppose I can let that one go then.
[details="Continue"]
I give you a rare and magical item. Use it wisely.
[details="Oh right, the Aliens."]
I leave you to the aliens. What do you do?
[details="Smack their leader with the rare and magical item"]
Nothing happens. The Aliens throw you into space.

Game Over!
Ending 9/16
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[details="Telepop to a different dimension"]
Are you tobby?
[details="Yes"]
Liar. You Telepop to the lava dimension. You die.

Game Over!
Ending 10/16
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[details="No, but I need to get out of here!"]
Fine. Just this once. You telepop to a dimension where you are the Aliens' leader. Do you:
[details="Go to space"]
You suffocate.

Game Over!
Ending 11/16
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[details="Get a cow"]
You make a cow the Aliens' leader. You leave. The cow moos.

Game Over!
Ending 12/16
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[details="Get the narrator"]
I said only that once. The universe collapses.

Game Over!
Ending 13/16
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[details="Get a time machine"]
Where do you go?
[details="The past"]
There is nothing.

Game Over!
Ending 14/16
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[details="The future"]
You emerge to find the universe is ruled by aliens. They see you come out of the machine and worship you.

You Win!
Ending 15/16
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[details="Dance off???"]
No. You are crushed by a tank.

Game Over!
Ending 16/16
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