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31 lines
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#!/bin/sh
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#
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# 00-header - create the header of the MOTD
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# Copyright (C) 2009-2010 Canonical Ltd.
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#
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# Authors: Dustin Kirkland <kirkland@canonical.com>
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#
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# This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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# it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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# the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or
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# (at your option) any later version.
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#
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# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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# GNU General Public License for more details.
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#
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# You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along
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# with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
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# 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA.
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[ -r /etc/lsb-release ] && . /etc/lsb-release
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if [ -z "$DISTRIB_DESCRIPTION" ] && [ -x /usr/bin/lsb_release ]; then
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# Fall back to using the very slow lsb_release utility
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DISTRIB_DESCRIPTION=$(lsb_release -s -d)
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fi
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figlet -f fire $(hostname)
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[ "$(date +%m/%d)" = "04/01" ] && figlet -f fire "Welcome to Soviet Russia!"
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[ "$(date +%m/%d)" = "03/14" ] && figlet -f fire "Happy PI day!"
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[ "$(date +%m/%d)" = "05/04" ] && cowsay -fvader "May the fourth be with you."
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printf "Welcome to %s (%s %s %s)\n" "$DISTRIB_DESCRIPTION" "$(uname -o)" "$(uname -r)" "$(uname -m)"
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